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Jan
6th
Wed
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We’re running into Walmart and Perrin doesn’t have a coat.

We’re running into Walmart and Perrin doesn’t have a coat.

Dec
29th
Tue
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Just like a little man!

Just like a little man!

Dec
27th
Sun
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Perrin rocks the Old Navy stripey socks while he sleeps. These are the only socks that stay on his little chubbers.

Perrin rocks the Old Navy stripey socks while he sleeps. These are the only socks that stay on his little chubbers.

Dec
25th
Fri
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Perrin loves his newfound sitting up ability.

Perrin loves his newfound sitting up ability.

Dec
16th
Wed
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Dec
14th
Mon
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The rice krispie treat aftermath.

The rice krispie treat aftermath.

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Aunt Stephanie, Uncle Stuart, Perrin and Caspian make rice krispie treats.

Aunt Stephanie, Uncle Stuart, Perrin and Caspian make rice krispie treats.

Dec
12th
Sat
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Grandma has the accoutrements that the Prince needs!

Grandma has the accoutrements that the Prince needs!

Dec
9th
Wed
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How to Call the Police When You’re Old and Don’t Move Fast

George Phillips, an elderly man from Meridian, Mississippi, was going up to bed when his wife told him that he’d left the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked, “is someone in your house?” “No,” he said, “but some people are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from me.” The police dispatcher replied, “all patrols are busy; you should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.” George said, “Okay.” He hung up the phone and counted to thirty. Then he phoned the police again. “Hello,” he said. “I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don’t have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, and the dogs are eating them right now.” And then he hung up. Within minutes six police cars, a police helicopter, a fire truck and an ambulance showed up at the Phillips’ residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the policemen said to George, “I thought you said you’d shot them!” George replied, “I thought you said there was nobody available!”

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Caspian loves the Nerf swords at Walmart

Caspian loves the Nerf swords at Walmart